I have a taste for some mac n’ cheese
I’m not in the mood
so keep the gluten, please.
I’d like a nice juicy burger to eat;
make sure it’s the real deal,
not ALMOST MEAT.
I could also go for
a nice rib-eye steak
but hold the quinoa and flax seed
for goodness sake!
I’ve a sweet tooth,
so no vegan muffin;
just a real good chocolate
cake with icin’.
I know to you vegans
my food choices might seem strange
But, this is my fight!
Carnivore’s revenge!
