Not a quick study

Too strapped to straddle the owner’s box;
As my lamented pal Tom The Fan did—
Decked out in Eagle-covered full regalia!
Oshie glided to his opening salvo
In grey-suit-on-red like—
Oh the brave “Calro”
Great eight captured those
‘Vegas Pugs’ into submission,
While “Kozi” ‘danced’ in
His bold assist, in the grand
Manner of the Funky Chicken!
We’ll fly quick cleanup round
In Sin City—
Then back here in Dee Cee
‘All Caps’ are due to close ’em
Out so very pretty!