True story

Redbook Mango is ready to tango
Chandra Brown was a class clown
Realest one on the Earth
Star Spangled Banner hired me to
Write a new verse
Unfortunately, I was homeless
Living in an abandoned building
So I missed the opportunity
And my family didn’t know
I was elected the next DMV idol
But I lost contact
Several people called but no one
Responded back
My boss said I was telling a lie
They said I was disqualified
For stealing their sign