M*A*S*H, Rebooted


I have an idea for a revival of a favorite television show of mine, M.A.S.H. If you recall, the show followed the adventures of doctors and nurses of the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital (MASH) as they tried to cope with life in the middle of the Korean war. This time, the show would be set in the early 1990’s in Iraq after President George Herbert Walker Bush declared war.

Things were getting bad over there, so the Army decided to call back the old M.A.S.H. unit. Bill Clinton, then the governor of Arkansas made a tour of the battle zone. The head nurse, known as Hotlips lured him into a compromising situation to embarrass him. The doctors took photos. because it was supposed to be a joke on the major. Just like in the 1950’s, the 4077th saved many lives while getting in all kinds of trouble.

I wish I had more of a story line about my new 4077th. If any of you readers can send me a good funny story about my new M.A.S.H. please let me and Street Sense know.

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