Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Patty
Patty who?
What a Patty it is that I missed the big sale on earrings and lipstick!
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Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Betty
Betty who?
Bet on a buck
Bet on a what?
Bet your bottom dollar
Sure thing, lemme see if I still have one!
And if you do, you can spend it on earrings and lipstick!
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Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Petunia
Petunia who?
Petunia earrings and lipstick – we’re going out on the town!
Patty Smith is a longtime vendor. She likes bright clothes, earrings, and lipstick. David Hammond likes gray clothes and knock-knock jokes.
