Q: What type of cup can be held but
cannot hold anything?
A: A cupcake.
Q: People have me to eat on but I
never get eaten.
A: The plate you eat on!
Q: What does the “EBT” stand for
when it comes to healthy eating?
A: I am going to “eat better today.”
Q: What do I love to eat at Popeyes?
A: I love that chicken.
Q: What color fruit can you eat?
A: An orange!
Q: I am three things: a person, a bird and a fruit. What am I?
A: A kiwi.
Q: What has a neck but no head and wears a cap?
A: A soda bottle.
Q: When do you eat a piece of raw meat?
A: When your stomach asks for it.
Q: What do you eat that’s red and stop eating when it turns the color
green?
A: A watermelon.
Q: Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
A: I’m not telling you because you might spread it over Washington,
D.C.
