Ten thousand illegal scooters in the bike lane
Dirty diapers, even manure, in the bike lane
I saw a Circulator bus in the bike lane
A slave chain full of rust in the bike lane
I saw a wet floor sign in the bike lane
I saw a dead porcupine in the bike lane
I saw some roller skates rolling in the bike lane
I saw the feds patrolling in the bike lane
Now, it’s thumbs up and peace signs in the bike lane
Always a moment of crime in the bike lane
I even wrote a rhyme in the bike lane
I remember the times in the bike lane
I saw a Harley-Davidson speeding in the bike lane
A kid on the back reading in the bike lane
I saw the cops write a couple tickets in the bike lane
Gave it to the turtle and the cricket in the bike lane
I saw Jayden Daniels’ jersey in the bike lane
Horses from the Kentucky Derby in the bike lane
I saw Alex Ovechkin’s teeth in the bike lane
I saw a bean pie full of beef in the bike lane
I saw a sink and a toilet in the bike lane
I saw two drunken alcoholics in the bike lane
I saw somebody growing weed in the bike lane
They say it came from a seed in the bike lane
I saw a double-wide trailer in the bike lane
I saw a ship with a sailor in the bike lane
I saw a crazy looking man in the bike lane
I saw a plane even land in the bike lane