Hello!
I would like to speak to Jesus, a man I know will answer me because I am SO
tired of calling on you people, “my people.” All I ever get is your answering machines.
“Your wait time is approximately one hour. If you would prefer us to call you back, please press 1. You will not lose your place in line,” said the answering machine.
Jesus, I am so glad you are not like that. I’ve heard you died for my, and the whole world’s, sins. I want you to pray for me, just as I’m always told to pray to you. Thanks for that.
And thanks for always being on the main line when I call you. Thank you for the second chance in life you are giving humanity. Thanks also for never hanging up on me and just being there when I call your name and number:
1-800-Lord-Jesus
