In the South, people eat
Lots of pork sauce. In the
DMV, it’s all grabs for the
Delicious Maryland blue crab.
Traveling Midwest, what’s
So dandy is that yummy
Praline sweet candy. If you end
Up on the west coast, your intake
Of foods may not be so great
Because you can’t sit down and eat.
You’re just too busy glaring while you are
Movie-star staring!
