This article is from Street Sense’s special April Fool’s Edition.
As of March 31, George W. Bush was still living in the White House, remaining primarily in the basement, Street Sense has learned. Closed circuit cameras have captured images of the former president creeping around the executive kitchen, raiding President Obama’s refrigerator and sampling the fried chicken, according to an anonymous White House source.
He also drank all the Kool-Aid and left his dirty glass in the sink. Upon returning to the basement, he spread out his disaster blankets and took a nap. He told our source that has his best moments when Mr. Obama goes out to make public appearances; he sneaks into the Oval Office and farts in Mr. Obama’s chair.
“I’ll be glad when the Secret Service finally catches up with him.” the source said.
