LOOK AT ME AND STANLEY
STANDING IN THE PARK, LOOKING SO MANLY
LIFE WOULD REALLY BE SO NICE
IF WE COULD PUT YOU, AND MY BEER, ON ICE
FOR OVER TWENTY YEARS, I BEEN HOPING THAT WE MET
THIS IS ONE YEAR I WON’T EVER FORGET
WIN OR LOSE, COME WHAT MAY
JUST HOPING THIS TIME, YOU’RE HERE TO STAY
NINETY-TWO PLUS EIGHT, THERE’S NO COLLUSION
SO PLEASE LET US NOT HAVE ANY CONFUSION
LOOK AT ME AND STANLEY
I HOPE ONE DAY WE COULD BE FAMILY!
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