12 Days of Homeless Christmas

On the first day of homeless Christmas, I lost my Social Security card.
On the second day of homeless Christmas, I lost two pairs of glasses.
On the third day of homeless Christmas, I lost three identity cards.
On the fourth day of homeless Christmas, I lost four pairs of socks.
On the fifth day of homeless Christmas, I lost three earrings and two necklaces.
On the sixth day of homeless Christmas, I lost three soaps and three deodorants.
On the seventh day of homeless Christmas, I lost seven of my teeth.
On the eighth day of homeless Christmas, I lost eight of my job papers.
On the ninth day of homeless Christmas, I lost nine of my nails.
On the tenth day of Christmas, I lost ten locks of my hair.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, I lost six bras and five undergarments.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, I lost a dozen $100 bills.